Ballsackery
juvenile antics involving the scr-t-m.
figuratively used to describe a situation where otherwise intelligent individuals argue or act like college frat boys.
literal: al was giving the p-ssers-by a fruitbasket from his window when his girlfriendentered the room and unexpectedly witnessed the b-llsackery.
figurative: jim pulled the mannequin’s thong off and pulled it over his face, wearing it like a wrestling mask. the store manager wouldn’t stand for this b-llsackery and kicked us out of the store. we thought it was funny…
eating ham on a very hot day
wow this is nearly as tasty as b-llsackery!
totse rules
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