ballsing my tits
a phrase that can be used synonymously with phrases like “are you kidding me?” , “you’ve got to be kidding me!” or ” naw, i’m just kidding.”
usually used to express disbelief.
ex. 1
person no.1: “dude, i heard that tanner knocked up that chick you wanted to f-ck!”
person no.2: “dude, are you b-llsing my t-ts right now?”
ex. 2
person no.1: “dude, i can’t go to ozzfest with you, bro.”
person no.2: “you’ve got to be b-llsing my t-ts..”
ex. 3
person no.1: “hey bro, i’m moving away.”
person no.2: (starts crying)
person no.3: “naw, man. i’m just b-llsing your t-ts!”
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