Baloo


the most funny, caring and lovable boyfriend in the world.
baloo i love you, you’re the best.
the hindi word for bear. also a nickname for bear-like people. also written “bhaloo”
you are as big, hairy, and sweet. i shall call you baloo.
from the old school cartoon series talespin where the bear named baloo always had a scheme for money. it is used to describe a girl who chases money and men with money constantly.
that b-tch stole my wallet, what a baloo
the name of a dog that likes to dangle his red d-ck, when he has the chance, he will rape anyone in sight.
“dude that dog is such a baloo, look at its sausage.”
“i know right, i hope i’ll never be alone with a baloo
a funny and caring boyfriend.
baloo i love you, you can always make me smile!
a word that describes a hard hit
1. a girl was walking and baloo she got hit by a bus

2. a train was coming and baloo i was dead

3. i farted and baloo i p–ped
residents of germany who unjustifiably antagonize those with faster vehicles, usually out of jealousy either of said vehicle, or more likely, of the p-n-s.
baloo drives an four-cylinder benz

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