baltic mini-ramp
this is a h-m-s-xual compet-tion in which two gay male partners have -n-l intercourse with eachother until their fecal matter is in one compacted ball and ready to explode out of the -n-s. both partners then lay down right next to one another on their stomachs. they then shove their t-st-cl-s up between their legs forming a “mini-ramp” next to the -n-s.
the goal of this compet-tion is to shoot the compacted sh-t-ball off of the t-st-cl-s and see who ramps it the farthest. loser of the compet-tion eats both of the sh-t-b-lls.
person 1: “why does that f-ggot have brown teeth?”
person 2: “he lost the baltic mini-ramp last night. what a f-g!”
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