Baltimore Bidet


the act of a male using his urine in an upwards stream to clean the undercarriage of another person who is squatting over them.
after a long hot day of walking around the inner harbor, ross discovered his -ss crack had become excessively lathered in smelly b-m b-tter. upon hearing of the situation, ever helpful jim volunteered to accompany ross back to the hotel and give him a baltimore bidet.
“ross, i’ve got a belly full of ‘natty boh’ and have enough pent-up p-ss to easily flush all the j-zz infused dung-discharge from your -ss crack!”

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