Baltimore Club Music
a type of house music that has 130 bpm, influences from r&b, rap, crunk, 80s synths, techno, and rock, samples that one wouldn’t expect to make a song from, such as president bush’s stutter in a recent speech of his, and allows people to dance their pain away while inticing fights and moshpits at the same time. early examples of baltimore club took influence from miami booty b-ss and chicago house, such as “it’s time for the perculator” and “too much booty in the pants”, while more recent examples exude the aforementioned characteristics.
one can dance to baltimore club music in almost anyway imaginable: a shoulder lean, a snap and a pop, a 1-2 step.
however, two of the most prominent types of dancing for baltimore club music are the “crazy legs” and the “spongebob”, which can be demonstrated if one searches for “baltimore rockin” on youtube. dancing to club music is often called “rockin’ off” or “shakin’ off”.
note: baltimore club music is a distant cousin to gogo, even though most that listen to bcm dislike gogo calling it, often times, “a waste of six minutes”.
oblivious clubhopper: “what’s that annoying african chant from michael jackson stuck on repeat for? i can actually vibe to it now!!!”
baltimore club head: “oh, that’s baltimore club music. and, by the way, it’s mamasay mamasa mamacusa. let me call k-swift on the 92q-lines and request hands up, thumbs down so i can start rockin’ off.”
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the best club music of course from the best city ever.its really fast and kind of hard to dance to.especially if you’re not from b-more.
baltimore club music tote it remix,slyde to the left,get my gun,mamasay mamasa macusa,handz up thumbz down….some hot tracks
fast,danceable blend of hip hop,house,and whatever the producer wants to mix in.got dc hatin’ on bmore terribly right now.dc-learn how to spell first-and then hate.bmore kids dont even know what go go is-so they def aint imitating it.dj cl-ss is major label-any go go artist?sorry-c ya next time.
baltimore club music remix of paper planes
is music from baltimore thats not originally theirs, it contains samples of other songs spliced together over a hyper fast synthesised beat,and is danced to like a f-ggot on ecstasy. the music is claimed to “go harder than d.c. gogo” but doesn’t.
baltimore club music…
b-more cat- f-ck ya’ll d.c. gogo (while dancing f-ggotly on ecstasy to b-more club)
dc goon- man f-ck you (while beating his feet all over the b-more club music f-ggots face while listening to gogo)
sound waves that people in baltimore call “music.”
they tried to copy d.c. go-go and failed. terribley.
d.c. sh-t on baltimore and they mad cuz they aint us.
person from baltimore (listening to baltimore club music in baltimore): mamasay mamasa mascua yea thats my sh-t!! -does crazy legs (copying te beat yo feet style from d.c.)-
person from d.c.: n-gg- shut yo go go wanna be -ss up!! -proceeds to steal ol boy from bmore in the face and turn on some crankin real music by byb-
shanique alaze monique: maury, this is the 25th time i been on your show. i have to find dijonay, shareefa, koronte and jemkfpakdfj;aay baby daddies!! -sniffs and cries-
maury: where are you from?
shaunique alaze monique: baltimore, maryland!!
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