baltimore eggroll
to turn a sh-t covered condom inside out, fill it with the build of s-m-n(sm-gm-) tie a knot in the condom then microwave and serve as desired.
guy 1: what do you got to eat in the fridge?
guy2: if your really hungry i got some leftover baltimore eggroll from last night, its all yours.
guy 1:f-ck you thats not an eggroll thats a condom full of sh-t and c-m!, screw you!
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