balto
1. leader of a sled dog team a long time ago who led the team to get an ant-toxin back to nome to cure a diptheria epidemic.
2. movie made in the ninties based on a true story. stars a
wolfdog named balto who doesn’t know what he is.
a russian goose who is balto’s mentor.
a hot dog named jenna who is balto’s girl friend.
two polar bears – muk and luk
steele – a sled dog leader who wants nothing but glory and hates balto.
and many others
i remember when balto led came to clevland, little timmy!
when can we buy balto, the best movie ever made, on dvd? this tape sucks.
balto is a condition in which a man and only a man is either a.)wearing tight apparel in which his genitals are split by a bisecting hem or b.) wearing apparel that is forced upwards and therefore forming a shape similiar to what is know as camel toe, however, with t-st-cl-s.
also known as moose knuckle.
“dude, don’t look at jeff, his pant’s are so tight he’s got a mad balto.”
“oh sh-t!! jeff slid forward on that couch and his balto is f-cking rediculous!”
a name given to someone who is a pathetic person. they are a poor excuse for a human being. they seek s-xual relief by masturbating over text from the internet
it wasn’t an issue balto!
the starting running back for the oakland raiders is robert balto
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