Balzac


a french writer who is better known as having his name sound like “ball sac” than any of the works he wrote.
it’s impossible to gain fame as an author if your name is balzac!
kick -ss j-panese horror punk band… perfect halloween music…
person 1- i just saw balzac in concert.
idiot- haha you said balzac, you f-g… duhhhrrrr i’m stupid. narf.
person 1- i meant the band you jack-ss.
idiot- don’t talk to me f-g… huhhhhrrrrrr huhhrrrrrr…
(person 1 eventually killed the idiot…)
1. slang for ball sack, or a scr-t-m.

2. horrible
1. he got kicked in the balzac.

2. i got fired today, man that’s balzac!
a modifying word for a hot day, playing on the phrase “hot as b-lls” and the french author honere de balzac.
it’s hot as balzac today.
not just the name of an author, but also used as a random exclamation of joy. can also be used as an adjective demonstrating greatness.
you’re not pregnant??? balzac!!

man, this ice cream is balzac!

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