balzate


(verb) to balzate: to miss/’bounce’ a certain event, person, etc. (often purposely). due to its italian origins, it is conventionally accompanied with an italian hand gesture.
bob: i’m too lazy to do anything, i will have to balzate football.
or
bill: i just balzated mr. smith’s detention. he is well p-ssed now.

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