bammer

1. adj. lacking in quality, usually pertaining to weed or other street drugs.

2. adj. qualitatively negative; bad; lame; sh-tty.
1. “don’t gimme no bammer weed – we don’t smoke no sh-t in the sfc.”

2. this sh-t is h-lla bammer.
the lowest of the lowest weed or marijuana there is. not weed that does not mess you up, but the kind that will give your a headache after you have smoked it. there is a difference between bad weed and bammer weed. bad weed is just week and lacks potency.
“dont give me no bammer weed, we dont smoke that sh-t in the sfc!”
-rbl posse
redneck, toolish, uneducated, obnoxious alabama football fan who has no connection to the university of alabama, save that he/she lives within the border of the state of alabama. bammers tend to live in cl-sters and erect small shrines to bear bryant in their living quarters. bammers liberally use the term “we” when describing the exploits of the university of alabama footbal team.
now that the university of alabama’s football program has won a few games, the bammers grow more insufferable by the day.
usually meaning bad, not good, bad quality weed.
“man big tom hooked us up with some bammer sh-t”
a term used in the southeast u.s. to describe arrogant, redneck fans of the university of alabama football program. most bammers have never set foot on the school’s campus, much less taken a cl-ss or graduated from there, and don’t care about any sport other than football. a bammer usually can’t tell you anything about the university of alabama unless it is football related. more intelligent bammers may know that the school is in tuscaloosa, but don’t count on it. despite having absolutely no affiliation with the school besides liking their football team, bammers use the word “we” when talking about bama football. they will also pick a fight over “their” school, especially if you talk smack about bear bryant. bammers have a deep-seated hatred for auburn football, often referring to anyone affiliated with auburn as a “barner,” and are very sore losers. you are most likely to find bammers in trailer parks, and in line to collect either unemployment or welfare.
no, he didn’t even graduate high school. he’s just a bammer.
endearing term used to describe the fans of that redneck school in the northwestern alabama town of tuscaloser.

most bammers tend to find it insulting, although most bammer haters tend to find it fitting.
“who’s that toothless, inbred-looking guy over there?”
“meh, just some worthless bammer. give him a dollar so he can himself some booze.”
some bad weed to be smoked
i smokes some bammer this morning

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