banana boat
an all male gay cruise
i almost signed up for that cruise until i found out it was a banana boat.
being under the influence of a depressant (ie alcohol) and needing to quickly pick yourself via a stimulant (ie cocaine) up for a particular reason.
john: i’m still f-cked up from last night and have a job interview in 30 minutes, man.
matt: don’t worry, dude, i have cocaine, the banana boat is coming.
when you have a party on land, and it is dominated mainly by the male species, we call it a sausage fest.
but when the party is on a watercraft, and there is a distinct lack of the female species, then it becomes a banana boat.
doug: “hey, how was lake havasu spring break? you see a lot of hotties?”
fred: “you would think so, but i think its getting played out. it was mostly banana boats out there…”
one of many other terms used to disguise the word “weed”
e.g
unknown man: h-llo jet ski instructor, could i purchase some banana boat insert wink
jet ski: okay i’ll sell you some of this banana boat double wink
unknown man 2: sweet, lets get home to ride this banana boat
a banana carved into a boat with wings.
dude i made a bananaboat last night
nice, is it yellow?
when having intercouse in the tub the man sh-ts and it floats to the surface
omg did you just see my banana boat
to flip your n-ts-ck over your p-n-s and stuff it in your -sshole
when i am single i banana boat instead of jacking off, makes me feel satisfied.
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