banana boner


a b-n-r that curves upward, resembling an upturned banana. legend has it it’s especially good at stimulating the elusive g-spot on the female anatomy, but i wouldn’t know because i have a straight b-n-r.
the banana b-n-r is a mystery! how can a curved biological structure be so rigid?!
when a male has such a large erection, (particularly during s-x), that his p-n-s begins to curve upward to resemble the shape of a banana.
last night was so great, that i got a banana-b-n-r.

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