Banana Explosion
when a 27 year old virgin performs f-ll-t– on a guy, but due to poor education retention she insists upon using a banana flavored condom. she brings the condom. this action results in an explosion of banana flavored confusion for the male partic-p-nt.
guy 1: this 27 year old virgin went down on me last night. weird thing, though, was that she used a banana flavored condom. who wants to suck on a banana flavored c-ck?
guy 2: a girl that wants a banana explosion.
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