Banana Fritter
a banana fritter is made when a man and a woman love each other very much, and she is like “hey honey, i want you to c in my a” and so he does, and since they love each other very much, they arnt using any condoms, and he doesn’t pull out right away, because there is an obligatory 10 mins of post s-x cuddle time that keeps women from complaining. the problem is he’s had a long day at work, and he’s kinda tired, so that 10 mins suddenly turns into a whole night. when he finally pulls out of her the next morning he finds his rod looking a lot like a fried and battered treat
keep it in her -ss too long and you’ll get a total banana fritter
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