banana guzzler
one who is infatuated with bananas and banana shaped objects. can often be found watching and cheering along to bring it on. has on many occasions snuck up behind an unsuspecting banana and attempted to guzzle it without permission. bgs are often spotted cruising the produce aisle drooling and mumbling. they are not adverse to chugging cuc-mbers and can put away hotdogs like n-bodys business. when a banana guzzler has gotten a hold of its prey it will usually keep it in its back pocket for safe keeping until it is ready to get its guzzle on.
dude 1-“dude, that banana guzzler has his eye on you, and he’s at the drooling stage.”
dude 2-“but i already got rid of my banana.”
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