Banana Nut
an act commonly performed during coitus wherein the male partic-p-nt removes the p-n-s from the v-g-n-l/-n-l/auditory/visual/verbal/nasal orifice of his s-xual counterpart just prior to -j-c-l-t–n, whereupon he removes his prophylactic by taking the reservoir tip between the thumb and forefinger of both hands, peeling it off of the s-xual organ like one commonly peels the skin from a banana. the male partic-p-nt must proceed to -j-c-l-t- on and around the face of his s-xual counterpart, ensuring to cover the most real-estate possible between the hairline and the neckline including key areas such as the mouth, eyes, nose, and breast.
note: by nature of the inherent actions taken to execute a “banana nut”, one’s p-n-s must be sheathed in a prophylactic for a time between coitus and the execution of the “banana nut”. see ( wrap it up ).
in some cases one may, mid-coitus, take on a prophylactic for the sole purpose of removing it during the execution of the “banana nut”.
…since i didn’t know her last name, i decided to wrap my junk, and when i finished laying pipe i peeled off that jimmy hat and blew a banana nut all over whatserface’s face!
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