banana pingas muffins
what you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it’s going to take for f-cking ever to get your sh-t done.
person a: how much do we have left to do?
person b: we still got to -insert a list so long that i was too lazy to write here-
person a: banana pingas m-ffins!!!
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- popularst
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- 👅🍑
what a guys sends claiming he wants to eat -ss. jay: omg becky i wanna stick my tongue in your -ss👅🍑 becky: omg jay i would love that👅🍑