banana sex

when two people believe in not having s-x until after marriage so settle for sharing a banana… the woman peels the top of the banana. the man then thrusts the banana so that the skin wraps over his p-n-s and the banana goes into the women’s front b-m therefore replicating s-x.
man: i want a banana.
woman: go get one then!
man: if i do will you share it with me?
woman: … i don’t like bananas …

man: i never said eat it! i just said share it…
woman: no! i am not trying that again! it took me weeks to remove the banana from my front b-m last time… stupid idea of ‘banana s-x’
man: pleeeeaaaase?
woman: … fine…
when a chik lays flat on her stomach (naked) and an illusiv young man comes from behind and places his john thomas in her -ss and starts rocking to a fro in the shape of a banana. quite amusing may i add especially on dutch p-rn channels.
lets do it banana style.
banana s-x is when a male and a female are about to have intercourse and the male doesn’t want to ‘stick his p-n-s up in it’ so he grabs a banana before heading in to ‘do the nasty’ and lays her on her back, both have their pants off, while he slides the banana in her. then he has one of two options;

1] continue till she -rg-sms. then leaves it in her and runs.

2] get up and run, after shoving it in her.

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banana s-x is a mean gesture, usually done to embarr-ss women.
“dude, i just had banana s-x with that chick.”