banana slam
smacking someone with your p-n-s, generally because they were being rude or disrespectful towards you
sir allan ii: wats cooking ugly f-ggot -ss b-tch lookin
loki: stfu b4 i banana slam you
the art of throwing bananas at people in order to steal their food and/or money. usually a last case scenario when trying sell bananas and/or exchange a banana for other food product. if you have had a banana thrown at you while your food was being taken, then you were banana slammed. a technique most often used when trying to trade a banana for a burrito.
banana slammer: “how much for a beef burrito?”
vendor: “$4.00”
banana slammer: “all i have is this banana, wanna trade?”
vendor: “no, sorry, cash only”
banana slammer: “are you kidding me? this is a perfectly good banana!”
vendor: “four dollars please”
banana slammer: (throws banana at vendor’s head and jacks his box of burritos) “take that, d-ld- mouth”
vendor: “ouch, i was just banana slammed!”
gettin slapped in the face w/ a p-n-s, usually in p-rn
director:”now i want u to bananaslam her”
a very violent handjob; a hardcore handy.
1. dude: oh man, that girl slams bananas. don’t try and pick her up.
2. girl: i gave him a banana slam; best way to get rid of a guy.
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