Banana snake
in what has been regarded as one of the shining discoveries of 2011, the banana snake was first witnessed and doc-mented in a seattle apartment. it has been described as the next-morning product of the afternoon consumption of 5+ not-quite-yet ripe bananas, which produce a viscous and articulated poo that maintains continuity over its entire length as well as a medium yellow hue and significant plastic deformation potential. upon flushing, the banana snake awakens, writhing and squirming as it begins its great journey to the waste treatment plant, en-route to which scholars maintain the banana snake maintains its integrity and virility.
man, this morning’s banana snake just about ripped me a new -sshole!
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