Banana Somersault
first you invite your friend over to video tape a night of -n-l s-x with a girl, no, a fine girl, and have him wait in the closet. then, once the act is commenced, right before you c-m, you pull out and have the friend in the closet jump out (whilst the girl is unawares) do a somersault and stick a banana in her -ss.
guy 1: man i cant believe you are ditching us to have s-x with your lame -ss girlfriend.
guy 2: wanna wait in the closet and do a banana somersault?
guy 1: yeah, that’s the tops!
guy 2: now your on the trolley!
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