Banana Switch
when a guy covers his p-n-s with whipped cream and then puts a cherry on the tip of the phallus. the female awaiting f-ll-t– is then asked to close her eyes. a t-rd that is roughly the same size as the p-n-s (also covered in whipped cream) is forced into her open mouth.
-“hey chad, i choked that b-tch with a banana switch!”
-“sh-t is gross.”
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