band

a group of people who come together to play music. often comes in two forms in popular usage:

1. a high school band. these tend to be tight-knit groups of kids who all either love or hate what they do. their shows tend to show great musical skill and/or ch-r-ography.

2. a rock band. these tend to be tight-knit groups of people who all either love their music or the money they earn from it. their shows are either dull or explosive.
the band is playing at 4:30 at the football game, and then bill is playing with his band at 8:00 after the game.

a good band

jazz band

gator band at tenessee ’04
one thousand dollars
bands a make her dance -juicy j
the best cl-ss you could possibly take in high school! your average high school band will consist of: flutes and too many of them, clairinets, saxaphones(most ranges), maybe an oboe or two, trumpets, trombones, a few low reeds, a few low br-ss, and percussoin/drums.

the drummers often are seen as incrediably stupid, flutes are often seen as annoying or useless (much to my regret), and the list of instumental steriotypes could continue forever.

high school bands do a variety of activities. we march in parades, we perform concerts, sell candy bars to fund band trips, we perform in regional contests, and always have a good time!

most people see band geeks as strange, abnormal, and/or worthless beings not worthy of existance. however, i say this to all who has insulted a band geek: who is it that plays at your football amd basket ball games? who is it that plays for pep -ssemblies/rallies?

don’t make fun of band geeks, they make the band. especially floutists or they’ll play a vicious high g just for you!
see that gut over there with the black pants, white shirt, funny bow tie and a trumpet? he is in the band.
1. where all the hott guys are
2. a cl-ster of 60+ incredibly perverted yet amazingly hilarious high school students
3. consists of woodwinds, br-ss, and percussion
4. where you are cool if you can play a piccolo and a contra
5. a group of people who actually know what fortissimo means
6. people in band can only count to four, unless it’s marching season, in which case they can usually count to 32
7. people in band also can’t say the alphabet past letter “g”
8. the thing that completely consumes your life
9. the greatest thing any human being can ever experience
1. mat just took off his shirt! -drool-
2. hahaha that was so funny!
3. percussion kicks br-ss!!
4. person a: i can play the piccolo and the contra
group of onlookers: ooooooooo
5. person a: lets play fortissimo and see what the director says
person b: what a good idea!
6. one…. two…. three…. four…. uhm…..
7. abcdefg… what comes next?
8. person a: you wanna come to the movies tonight?
person b: sorry, i have band practice
person a: what about the mall this weekend?
person b: i have a marching band compet-tion
person a: i guess i’ll see you around then?
person b: i doubt it. i have to practice for district band
9. go band
$1000.00 u.s. currency.
band=$1000.00
bands=$1000.00 x a (a= number of bands)
whip cost bands, clothes cause bands…

dawg i went to the mall and dropped 2 bands out dat hoe…
1) the best way to ear a pe credit in high school

2) organization of dedicated individuals who suffer heat, emotional pain, exhaustion, and terrible tan lines all for the sake of music

3) brothers and sisters of a different parents with the same p-ssion for music
“what sport do you play?”
“marching band…it’s a pe credit…that counts!”
a very common disease in which the individual feels the need to repeatedly play an object, usually referred to as an “instrument,” on an day to day basis. common side effects are loss of hair, virginity, social status, social life, and in some cases, mild death
bob: wanna go to the movies?
bobette: i can’t, i have band

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