Band Repair Tech
band repair techs are s-xy, have super human strength and are usually geniuses. band techs have a g-d-like ability to repair almost anything and are particularly good in bed. as band directors believe they are g-d it is common for them to think they can repair instruments too.
james bond is so band repair tech with the ladies.
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