Bandage Soaker
someone who keeps a secret from a friend until the last minute.
it is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain
bestie 1: heyy soo…are you going to that party tonight?
bestie 2: h-ll yeah!
bestie 1: (thinking: omg her boyfriend is bringing some sl-t to that party d:) greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!
-at party-
bestie 1: (blurts out) your boyfriend is cheating on you!!!
bestie 2: wtf you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! now i feel awkward d:
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