bandslam


a great movie about a misfit who starts managing a high school band that is well-received by top critics and reviewers, but had failed in the box office due to false advertis-m-nts from summit entertainment.
bug: d-mn, bandslam got critics choice!!
omar: you sure, it looked like just another hsm movie?
bug: well that’s because of the sh-t summit entertainment called advertis-m-nt.
all of the members of a band hook-up with the same band sl-t or band groupie.
let’s have a band slam with that band groupie jessicahhh.
a movie with i-love-being-naked vanessa hudgens, some ugly nerd kid, and alyson michalka. do not watch it. it’s r-t-rded. basically, some wannabe nerds who know how to play instruments and think they can sing get together and get a band, which, of course, -everyone-, and i mean everyone, just absolutely loves. even though they pretty much suck.

best line: none.
worst line: okay, this ruined the whole movie. “whats your name?” -naked girl writes down sa5m- “the 5 is silent.”

wth? you loser!

do not watch
mileycyrusrules: i loved that movie, band slam.
boomboompow: wow, your a loser. -logs out-

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