Bandwidth Jew


a person who is very stingy with the usage of their household’s bandwidth.
guy 1: hey, torrent gears of war 3 for me? my internet’s capped. 🙁

bandwidth jew: uh, sorry. i don’t like downloading large files (secretly downloads sh-tloads of p-rn). just wait for your internet to uncap. kthnx 🙂

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