bang jobber


a come back to your wife when she is flirting and arguing with you at the same time. she has won the argument that she is not a towel, hooking -ss hooker or dork (suggestible come back to dork is “you’re a whales p-n-s!”)
oh, i’m a whale’s p-n-s? well you are a f-cking bang jobber you hooking -ss hooker!

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