Bang Resume
an individual’s history of s-xual conquest, detailing all the people they have banged. as with all resumes, each person listed should be accompanied with references who can verify the claim so as not to false advertise to others who come across your bang resume.
student 1: “i don’t believe he banged our english teacher this summer.”
student 2: “it’s true, it’s right there in black and white on his bang resume.”
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