bangers & mash
human excrement deposited onto train tracks when p-ssengers flush the train toilet while the train is at the station.
a pile of moist toilet paper (resembling mashed potatoes) with a deposit of human excrement (resembling a sausage) protruding from this.
the pile of ‘bangers & mash’ on the tracks at platform 8, reading station is a particularly striking specimen.
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