bangiversary
annual date marking the first time a couple had s-x. can be considered the day two people became a couple. the date when the relationship was consummated.
missy and i have been married for 8 years but our bangiversary is in january, 2005.
it is the annual anniversary when two, or more, people banged.
it is a highly celebrated holiday by men that rejoice upon the fact that banged a member of the opposite s-x, aka a ‘hoe.’ men usually do not purchase a gift for this anniversary but may use it as an opportunity to again bang the woman they have already banged a year previously.
it is usually a period of mourning for women that were inebriated and made a poor decision to bang a certain gentleman. many times a ‘bangiversary’ invokes women to go to the bar or club to get wasted which again creates the conditions of banging a dood they will regret a year from now when the ‘bangiversary’ comes. this results in creating a perpetual cycle of sorrow and misery. the few exceptions to this is if said gentleman is a basketball player or rapper and the female is now rich from the baby created. she celebrates her “bangiversaries” lavishly.
the greatest reminder of a “bangiversary” is usually an unwanted child and/or genital warts.
yo, i think i banged that b-tch a year ago. time to celebrate da bangiversary and drop a load in dat -ss!
man my genital warts acting up again and sh-t. i should never have f-cked that dirty sk-nk motherf-ckin’ hoe a year ago. f-ck it a n-gg- gotta’ empty deez nuts time for a “bangiversary.”
man f-ck this child support. b-tch got pregnant on purpose. f-ck dis baniversary. i’m going to go f-ck another b-tch but this time that hoe is swallowing dis nut!
omfg i can not believe i banged that ugly son of a b-tch and he had a small d-ck! i need a drink and a valium to forget this bangiversary.
yeah i f-cked that dood. weak -ss mother f-cker couldn’t even last 2 minutes before he busted his nut. all i got for my bangiversary was this b-st-rd of a child. f-ck it i’m going to da club!
thank jesus for this bangiversary! this mother f-cker is rich and i’m getting all that money.
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