Bangkok Morning


the morning after s-x, you wake up extra early when the woman is asleep. you j-ck–ff and slap her in the face with your meat. then when she starts to open her eyes, you blast her in the face and scream “bangkok morning!”
i gave sarah a bangkok morning today before i left for work, i hope she didn’t mind.

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