banimal


a bad animal that does evil things
d-mn that squriell is a banimal its throwing pinecones at me
banimals are animals beginning with the letter ‘b’ or ‘ba’. to be a true ‘banimal’ the animal must also have banter value. so bats are banimals; they begin with the letters ‘ba’ and have banter value (see the line from the film ‘fear and loathing in las vegas’: “we can’t stop here, its bat country!”
other examples of the banimal include badgers, baboons, beavers and barnacles. as you can see animals that begin with a ‘b’ but not a ‘ba’ have to have a very strong banter value to be included. bears for instance do not have enough true banter chutzpah to be included. neither do basking sharks.

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