banished


to get rid of forever. one day you decide to shun your girlfriend once and for all.
b-tch, quit calling me, you are banished!
something to tell people when they p-ss you off.
mitch: what have you been doing today joe?
joe: i’ve been doing your mum
mitch: hahahahaha…
joe: banished

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