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• Banistered

  to get ran over or knocked the h-ll out e.j. banistered that little queer at football practice

• bank account withdrawal

  that acute and all-consuming feeling of bored emptiness, melancholy, cranky dissatisfaction, etc. that comes when one accustomed to a lavish lifestyle has completely drained his financial resources and thus has to start economizing, or when a “caring” (read, “tough-love”!) parent/spouse/dutch uncle has suspended the squanderer’s spending privileges until such time as he is deemed worthy/responsible […]

• baptise

  when you stick a joint in your mouth an wet it with your saliva to tighten it or keep it stuck together. it also makes it burn slower, if your using fast burning papers. done before lighting it. baptise that sh-t dude! to baptise, or to perform a baptism, is to rub one’s milk-laden br–sts […]

• Baptism for the dead

  a doctrine promoted mostly (but not exclusively) by mormon groups wherein a living believer is baptized for a dead person who was never baptized. 1 corinthians 15:22&29, 22) just as in adam all die, so also in christ all will be made alive. 29) otherwise, what will they do who practice baptism for the dead, […]

• Barbiero

  a drug that causes a feeling of deep arousal, usually resulting in a tightness of the pants and a hurried heartbeat. d-mn, that barbiero’s got me all hot n’ bothered.

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