Banjo
a bluegr-ss instrument which is given as an apology in the american south.
brad was h-t in the face by ronnie. ronnie got him a banjo to say i’m sorry.
an incredibly pimped out instrument that picks up mad b-tches. requires skill to be played and cannot be improved by computers in order to make it sound listenable (like every other type of music).
i was playing my banjo last night and this girl wanted to throw me some brain. so i let her.
a instrument played by young girls around campfires and sounds good with songs like “somewhere over the rainbow”.
sropes: ima go and play ma ukulele and jam out.
jdubs: ummm…i think thats a banjo…
sropes:noooooooooo!!!!!!!!
a bl-wj-b under the table at a nando’s restaurant
dude, i took sarah for some chicken last night, and got an awesome banjo!
the only instrument that you cannot play a sad song on.
woohooo, sheeit son, ya d-mn near had meh hwhoopin’ and hollain’ with that there banjo playin’!
the small bit of skin behind the b-ll-nd of the p-n-s. usually snaps after s-x or after finishing p-b-rty.
refered to as a banjo as it looks like a banjo string.
ohh dude.. i sh-gged sarah last night and snapped my banjo!
an instrument with steel strings which can also be used to castrate or strangle wannabe ganstah h-m- thug c-cksuckers.
i took the string off my banjo to cut the little nuts off of that crack head 50 cent.
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