bank account withdrawal
that acute and all-consuming feeling of bored emptiness, melancholy, cranky dissatisfaction, etc. that comes when one accustomed to a lavish lifestyle has completely drained his financial resources and thus has to start economizing, or when a “caring” (read, “tough-love”!) parent/spouse/dutch uncle has suspended the squanderer’s spending privileges until such time as he is deemed worthy/responsible enough to manage his own finances again.
cool chick: yo! why the long face, girl?
hip l-ss: oh, just major bank account withdrawal syndrome — my boyfriend was sick of bailing me out, so he took away my debit and credit cards, and enrolled me in a free community college course in frugal money management.
cool chick: yeeee-gads! major b-mmer, honey! well, i’ll be a good sport and take the course, too, so i can sit with you for emotional support. besides, i could use a little help myself in that regard.
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