Bank Drive-thru Asshole
bank drive-thru -sshole uses the drive-thru lane at the bank to conduct 20 minutes of banking that should be taken care of by walking inside. the grossly overweight bank drive-thru -sshole obviously can’t waddle their fat -sses inside the lobby, so their only hope is that their rusted, oil-burning piece of cr-p car will idle long enough at the drive-thru. bank drive-thru -sshole often causes an unsuspecting and unfortunate victim to lose the bank drive-thru lottery.
bank drive-thru -sshole will also not hesitate to use the commercial lane. apparently, bank drive-thru -sshole also lacks the ability to fill out a deposit slip before their turn in line. bank drive-thru -sshole would be better served going to the local check cashing store to cash their monthly unemployment or welfare checks.
bank drive-thru -sshole’s next stop is the convenience store, which usually results in the morphing into cigartette -sshole and/or lottery ticket -sshole.
i got caught behind bank drive-thru -sshole this morning. they must have been trying to cash a forged state check which was signed by three different people. to top it off, bank drive-thru -sshole probably had no valid id. d-mn…they made me lose the bank drive-thru lottery.
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