Bank Goggles
somewhat similar to “beer goggles”, a common ailment in which one’s over consumption of alcohol makes it appear as if said victim’s bank account is several times larger than reality. victim is pr-ne to suicide and/or vehicular reposession/eviction shortly thereafter.
“no way scott – you aren’t paying for all of us… take your bank goggles off.”
“oh, bullsh-t!”, he yelled as he picked himself up off the bar floor. “let me pick up the tab – we’ve had bottle service for 9 hours, so i can’t really do the math right now. h-ll, it’s only $3800, who cares! pfffft. bag nozzles! whatever.”
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