bank holiday bob
a dull, middle aged man who works long hours and therefore for whom a bank holiday is one of a few days off they get in a year. as a result, despite rarely venturing outside their home town for most of the year, feel obliged to go on a day or weekend trip to a hackneyed tourist destination like blackpool or rhyl for the day even if the weather is awful. usually found in a traffic jam with a bingo maud (not yet defined) on the m6 in a fiat uno, often towing a caravan.
where’s all this traffic coming from? bl–dy bank holiday bobs!
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