Bank of America
noun;
a bank who will fight you to the death even when they are dead wrong.
a bank who skates on the thin line of legality
worst. bank. ever.
b of a teller “thank you for calling bank of america, may we ruin your life today?”
b of a broker “yes sir, i am aware we approved your loan and gave you the money, but we changed our mind. our ceo needs a new plane made out of gold and blood from orphens.”
b of a credit dept “ma’am, are aware you are now exaclty 5.8 seconds late paying your bill? we have to charge you a $500 late penalty. and a $100 fee for calling in your payment. and an extra $75 for my bonus. oh that puts you over your limit… theres a fee for that too.. anything else?”
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