bank of mattress


keeping your money under your mattress because it is the cost-effective and economy-proof solution.
‘hey man, want to go to the store?’
‘yeah sure, i’ve just got to make a quick withdrawal from the bank of mattress.’

Read Also:

  • Shinaniginz

    the new, hip way to say: holy cr-p!! invented by david lee. yes david, im giving credit to you. so dont say im not. “dang!!! i lost my wallet!!” “how much was in it?” “$500!!” “holy shinaniginz!!! you better start searching!”

  • American Tickler

    when you have a mohawk and you rub it on a woman’s v-g-n- really fast and tickle it. remember that girl from last night,i gave her a american tickler!!!

  • wheggae

    a music genre typified by a caucasian musician or band performing reggae. did you see the new collie buddz video? this is some good wheggae. lester, you have serious dreads and you smoke the herb but your wheggae sucks.

  • Barack Atax

    when the newly elected president , let down by the tax irregularities of public officials about to be nominated to his cabinet team , cuts out all the usual waffle and procrastinating by declaring unilaterally ; ” i take full responsibility – it happened on my watch ! ! ! ” . the end !!! […]

  • Whiplash Ugly

    to look so ugly that upon being seen, people get whiplash from looking away so quickly. after seeing whiplash ugly mimi for the first time, i had to go to the hospital for a week. luckily it was covered by insurance upon presenting a picture.


Disclaimer: bank of mattress definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.