banker’s bulge
when a man gets an erection after sitting down for a prolonged period of time and has had no mental or physical arousal whatsoever. named for how bankers do a lot of sitting.
i’m just waiting for the banker’s bulge to go down. it’s quite embarr-ssing.
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- rug-chomping
a crude term for eating v-g-n-. rug-chomping can also be used as a derogatory term for lesbian s-x acts. “man, that rug-chomping dyk–bat gets more p-ssy than i do. my life sucks.” “i didn’t see joe at all yesterday, he was rug-chomping that wildebeest from the club all night.”
- put some cheese on it
the less profane way of saying “put some cheese on that b-tch”. to make something better, as in putting a slice of cheese on a hamburger. to “do it up” in a celebratory manner. james: “wow! i can’t believe he made that jump, and added a 360 spin.” jesus: “he put some cheese on it!”
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- wominging
when a woman whinges about irrelevant issues – or 99% or whatever a feminist or sjw has to say when men “mansplain” it is generally in response to “wominging”.