bankofbets
an online forum where pensioners can discuss matched betting, and act like a bunch of cretins.
a once thriving forum, the moderators (who were the once brilliant) gave up on it , and the site is mainly populated by no more than five people. no longer used for matched betting discussions, these five people use the forum instead as a nanna’s meeting point.
notably, one pensioner member has an obsession with high-heels, is constantly trying to be funny, and thinks they are better than everyone else by telling tales of how they used to be a moderator and pointing out grammar.
another pensioner member uses the forum to talk about her abusive ex-boyfriend.
another pensioner member constantly bangs on about being a retired police officer, with a useless son, and a fetish for golf clubs.
average bankofbets discussion:
pensioner 1: ‘just won £5 from a casino offer. nice little earner, that’
pensioner 2: ‘omg !!1 congratulations!!1 the drinks on you tonite then?’
pensioner 3: ‘talking of drinks, went to play golf today, and i was thirsty. did i tell you about my son?’
pensioner 4: ‘i’d prefer it if you would talk about your sun. tell us about that celestial aortic pump of the solar system. whisper it softly.’
pensioner 5: ‘i’ll tell you who never whispered anything softly: my ex-boyfriend’.
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