banner blindness
when champion, a small child desperately seeking attention and validation from older, respected people is brushed aside. they seek to curry favour but most often fail miserably. usually through the making up of outlandish lies. also known as a chronic bedwetter.
chedburn: i think i have banner blindness to you champion
champion: wtf does that even mean
chedburn: my brain skips past everything you say heh
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