bannister test
a test to prove if the stories about oriental women being “cut the wrong way” down below is true.
an oriental woman is enticed to remove her panties and slide down a bannister, whilst an indepentant witness listens out for the tell tale ‘flubberlubberlubberlubber’ noise made by friction rubbing against the oriental woman’s sideways cut p-ssy.
any non-oriental woman performing the same test will result in a smooth, friction free and silent ride to the bottom of the stairs.
oli: “jenny, would you mind performing the bannister test? i want to know if the stories are true…”
jenny: “sure thing”
jenny removes her pants, hops on the bannister and starts to slide… ‘flubberlubberlubberlubber’
oli: “i knew it!”
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