Banter Blanket
a young professional who looks and acts many years beyond their tender age. usually sucking all the fun out of situations which involve banter, good chat, lad soc, jokes, repartee, and tomfoolery in a fashion that can be compared to that of a fire safety blanket. office work may also require this individual to become a social hermit at certain times of year. a receding hair line is a prerequisite for this t-tle.
” is robert out tonight? ”
” no he is being a banter blanket again! ”
” shlad ”
a person who smothers fun.
likened to a fire blanket due to its ability to extinguish fun by asphyxiating it at an early stage.
person a: hey team, shall we do an almost naked calendar for charity?
person b: h-ll yeh, i love getting my slong out.
person c: yeh everyone will buy it to see hingers!
banter blanket: no, absolutely not, we’re not doing that.
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