baoms


ba-oh-ems. “barf all over my shoes”

a saying in response to something that happened which was extremely unfortunate; a saying responding to something truly nasty.
“ugh, i just saw my ex-boyfriend. baoms!”

“i can’t believe you just ate a spoonful of cream-cheese! baoms!”
the bomb; overflowing with charismatic bombastic swagg. anyone who is boam knows the walk and the talk. they also have the ability to high kick and go ninja when it is necessary. if you have a baom friend, you’re automatically winning ( more than charlie sheen.).
henry: yo did you see mickey’s high kick?
james: oh yeah man, it was baom !
henry: he is baom!
james: i know

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