bapjizm
the act of baptising a girlfriend, wife, f-ck buddy (daughter’s?) breast or “baps” region with god’s sticky nectar.
patrick:i say, did you hear that tom baker and lalla ward were married in the early 1980s?
spongebob: no. bet she got a few bapj-zm s off that ex monk ex time lord kick -ss old dude, who’s still on little britain.
patrick: sphincter.
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